Thursday, January 24, 2013

Green Bali

Our vans are powered by solar power
Greater consumption hogs we are in everyday life, more green, eco friendly, bio... holidays we are looking for.
What is Easy Divers Bali doing to meet your noble expectations?
 
a) for your land transfers our vans use solar power
b) we recycle air you breathe by filtering and re-oxygenating it
c) we refuse to wash your dirty T-shirts and underwear
d) we do not allow you to use our wi-fi hot spot
 
We insist on solar powered vans for our dive transfers. Solar in Bali costs 4.200 Rp a liter and is called diesel fuel in English.
 
We developed a brilliant method to control CO2 levels in the atmosphere. When you exhale through your regulator, while diving with us, your exhaled air with increased amount of CO2 will be filtered through oxygen rich pure ocean before reaching the surface. This method is unique and extremely effective in reducing level of CO2 in atmosphere.
 
Through the time plankton, fish, corals all developed same freaky taste I have. We hate detergent in our cocktails. So, don't expect we will wash your dirty laundry here. Maybe you could just keep the same towel for a day longer...:)
 
Electric power (used for your e-exchanges) is the purest one. It comes from the wall socket without any pollution to the environment. Except in some extremely rare, obscure cases where they produce it in power plants running on coal, oil or with help of very safe nuclear reactors (Chernobyl, Three Mile Island, Fukushima...) And just because of these really rare cases – no internet for you here.
 
So, our perfect plan to be eco friendly by booking a simple bungalow on a (once) pristine beach with A/C, hot water in bathroom, clean smelling towels and sheets... is going down the drain and straight into the ocean...
 
Can we transform pollution and garbage we generate day after day into smelling roses? Maybe not, however, if we just try to minimize our impact on the environment it's a nice step in the right direction...
 
Am I an ecological saint?
No.
I'm still a smoker
A midnight sinner
And a dreamer :)

2 comments:

  1. That smells like confession (hidden very delicate). It´s never too late, You know ... Step by step ... from Sinner to Saint :)

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    1. Your smell functions excellent!
      But what do you mean from Sinner to Saint?
      Yours truly,
      St. Sinner
      :)

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