Thursday, March 14, 2013

Bali temporary esoteric lovers

Bali High Priests of Eternal Deliverance waiting for you

As it happens your stress is just increasing - figuring out how much time has passed since you've been born is just adding to the stress; you definitely need your quality time (for surfing the net for some real life); you need to personally interact with your friends (on Facebook and Twitter) so obviously you have a very tight window for your esoteric upgrading.
 
Balinesque solutions for instant esoteric mastery will give you:
 
a) esoteric appreciation of your divine personality
b) esoteric confirmation that you are superior to your peers
c) esoteric proofs you are saving the world
d) esoteric bullshit (miscellaneous)
 
As new age gurus back at your home have opportunity to milk you weekend after weekend, and Bali cowboys can do it here just during your holiday, they have to be a touch more efficient.
You will receive all the essentials you crave for in minimum required time.
Including the price to pay.
Specialists like “Kuta cowboys”, Ubud “Literature cowboys”, Lovina “Beach bums” will listen to you and confirm your divine qualities are way higher than of any other known living soul. They will explain to you that these divine qualities of yours are the main and only reason that not enlightened society can not understand and properly reward all your supernatural qualities.
Just before you melt yourself into a tiny puddle, they will explain to you that they would do for you anything possible.
As it seems your major problem is a tremendous burden of money you are dragging around.
Totally unselfishly they will accept this burden on their own shoulders.
 
In the end of the day you are soft as a piece of butter forgotten on a tropical beach and guru goes drinking with his friends.
Yeah, what else is new...?
 
However, you can also come to Bali not looking for a Holy Grail of The Final Truth, without any expectations to solve all the miseries life is offering – and likelihood to find the truth and solutions increases dramatically...;)
 

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