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Bali
High Priests of Eternal Deliverance waiting for you
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As
it happens your stress is just increasing - figuring out how much
time has passed since you've been born is just adding to the stress;
you definitely need your quality time (for surfing the net for some
real life); you need to personally interact with your friends (on
Facebook and Twitter) so obviously you have a very tight window for
your esoteric upgrading.
Balinesque
solutions for instant esoteric mastery will give you:
a)
esoteric appreciation of your divine personality
b)
esoteric confirmation that you are superior to your peers
c)
esoteric proofs you are saving the world
d) esoteric bullshit (miscellaneous)
As new age gurus back at your home have opportunity to milk you
weekend after weekend, and Bali cowboys can do it here just during
your holiday, they have to be a touch more efficient.
You will receive all the essentials you crave for in minimum required
time.
Including the price to pay.
Specialists like “Kuta cowboys”, Ubud “Literature cowboys”,
Lovina “Beach bums” will listen to you and confirm your divine
qualities are way higher than of any other known living soul. They
will explain to you that these divine qualities of yours are the main
and only reason that not enlightened society can not understand and
properly reward all your supernatural qualities.
Just before you melt yourself into a tiny puddle, they will explain
to you that they would do for you anything possible.
As it seems your major problem is a tremendous burden of money you
are dragging around.
Totally unselfishly they will accept this burden on their own
shoulders.
In the end of the day you are soft as a piece of butter forgotten on
a tropical beach and guru goes drinking with his friends.
Yeah, what else is new...?
However, you can also come to Bali not looking for a Holy Grail of
The Final Truth, without any expectations to solve all the miseries
life is offering – and likelihood to find the truth and solutions
increases dramatically...;)
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