Celebrities diving in Bali

Dedicated to you

If you are expecting names and revealing photos of celebrities diving with us (Hollywood movie director, rock musician, infamous Petra K., top fashion photographer, controversial writer etc.) you can click something else on your screen. It's hard to believe, but they come here to enjoy, not to entertain you (or me). Privacy?

However, we'll try to get the answer to the following:

If you are at the moment a celebrity only within your home village, but somehow you are not yet a global celebrity, what can be the reason?

 

a) your C.V. lacks confirmation “been diving with Easy Divers”

b) you never had fried bananas with honey at Suki's

c) you are still on our waiting list

d) you are not a diver

 

In case you found one, two, three or even all four reasons for your obscurity and general misery, maybe, just maybe, we can help you out. Just send your humble plea for booking with us to our Customer Service Department in Utar Pradesh, India. Girls working there (for a dollar and half per day) are salivating to answer all your requests.

 

Compared to the price of a typical workshop “Raising your self-esteem for 6 inches”, diving with us will cost you less and effect will be the same or better.

 

In case somebody missed it, self esteem and general feeling of being good we can not improve by trying to impress others.

 

However, whenever I impress myself by doing something at least half decent, the goal is achieved.