Do you believe in SCUBA diving?

Just diving...

Is SCUBA diving the only approved heavenly path for us?

a)      no, because even the most obscure religions are promising basically the same

b)      no, because it is not a religion according to ISO standardization

c)      no, because textbook (manual) for this religion can not be found on google

d)     no, because there are no reports of major crusades, atrocities, wars, exterminations or similar pleasantries committed to nonbelievers by raging SCUBA divers

Praised be scuba tanks and regulators, all answers are blissfully wrong.

Some researchers report that there are apart from SCUBA diving religion some other beliefs already floating around.

Cosmic People, Christianity, Church of Make Me Rich, Moslem, Hindu...They all offer significant benefit packages of goodies for believers and slightly less beneficial packages for nonbelievers.

SCUBA diving religion is offering only lucrative benefit packages.

No sanctions even for snorkelers. Yet.

If standards are not aligned with our religion we can change either religion or standards.

As standards are a human creation and religion a divine one, answer is simple.

As Google is a minor deity and our Bubble Making God is The Lord of All Gods, we can dismiss this answer easily.

You can add to this answer “As a member of SCUBA diving religion you don’t have to use two pieces of wood, a hammer and some nails to slowly kill your instructor for public relations and marketing reasons.”

Well, in some cases you may be inclined to use this method…

For further reading I would recommend some of my books:

“Are angels scuba divers?”

and

“How many angels can breathe from one regulator?” As we do not dance on the head of a pin…

Good scuba diving will take you into another universe, where levitation, serenity, freedom and pure pleasure are granted to all.

And you can immerse into this heavens time after time after time…

Go and dive, my buddy, and sin no more.