I can see you... I can see your future... |
As
we are not yet sure how the strong occasional winds are moving the
stars and planets, it's very difficult to predict your future from
the position of the stars and planets only.
What
other tools we use for our state of the art future-telling
consultancy business?
a)
as chicken entrails we use for soup, this option is out
b)
as crystal balls (specially Swarovski) are too expensive, this option
is also almost out
c)
magical movement of your cash towards my pocket gives excellent
results
d)
your black credit card is another fantastic tool
Basically
we have some minor problems only with short term future predictions.
However, most important, let's say, key issues, are very exact even
in our short term predictions. Even our short term predictions are
99% accurate!
We
did some sample future-telling for a Balinese guy Wayan Moongazer.
Our
experts could clearly see he will do no shoveling of snow in next
three winters. We did this expertise in 2009 and until end of 2012 he
really didn't shovel any snow.
One
of our future-telling experts even notarized the prediction for this
same Balinese, that in three years time he will become three years
older.
Even
this really farfetched prediction came true.
However,
our long term predictions for individuals (if we can use appropriate
tools, of course) are infallible.
In
short terms, up to 100 years, even our expert analysis can produce
some hiccups and glitches now and then.
For
longer term, which is definitely much more important, our analysis
are 100%.
Free
sample long term prediction for you: You will die.
Some
really mean readers would start to think I'm mocking all
future-telling business.
Not
really, just the business part of this.
You
can not just predict your future. You can even help creating it.
No
staring in the tea leaves, no readings of broken bones, even no
searching on google.
As
today people want instructions for anything, and I'm in a good mood
today, here is your personal instructions manual:
Go
to your favorite lake, river, ocean front, mountain view, forest,
park...
Do
nothing for an hour.
Soak
in your favorite place.
Allow
ideas about your future to rise.
Allow
them to become visible.
To
become clear.
To
become true.
Yes.
You need few things to get them moving:
Time.
Changes. Efforts.
But
it's your future there.
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