Thursday, May 2, 2013

Astrology in Bali

I can see you... I can see your future...

As we are not yet sure how the strong occasional winds are moving the stars and planets, it's very difficult to predict your future from the position of the stars and planets only.
What other tools we use for our state of the art future-telling consultancy business?
 
a) as chicken entrails we use for soup, this option is out
b) as crystal balls (specially Swarovski) are too expensive, this option is also almost out
c) magical movement of your cash towards my pocket gives excellent results
d) your black credit card is another fantastic tool
 
Basically we have some minor problems only with short term future predictions. However, most important, let's say, key issues, are very exact even in our short term predictions. Even our short term predictions are 99% accurate!
 
We did some sample future-telling for a Balinese guy Wayan Moongazer.
Our experts could clearly see he will do no shoveling of snow in next three winters. We did this expertise in 2009 and until end of 2012 he really didn't shovel any snow.
One of our future-telling experts even notarized the prediction for this same Balinese, that in three years time he will become three years older.
Even this really farfetched prediction came true.
 
However, our long term predictions for individuals (if we can use appropriate tools, of course) are infallible.
In short terms, up to 100 years, even our expert analysis can produce some hiccups and glitches now and then.
For longer term, which is definitely much more important, our analysis are 100%.
Free sample long term prediction for you: You will die.
 
Some really mean readers would start to think I'm mocking all future-telling business.
Not really, just the business part of this.
 
You can not just predict your future. You can even help creating it.
No staring in the tea leaves, no readings of broken bones, even no searching on google.
As today people want instructions for anything, and I'm in a good mood today, here is your personal instructions manual:
 
Go to your favorite lake, river, ocean front, mountain view, forest, park...
Do nothing for an hour.
Soak in your favorite place.
Allow ideas about your future to rise.
Allow them to become visible.
To become clear.
To become true.
 
Yes. You need few things to get them moving:
Time. Changes. Efforts.
But it's your future there.
 

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