What are the new
trends in SCUBA business?
Focus on e- and i- and
absolute alienation from real world?
Or...?
a)
as
customers are becoming more and more brainwashed and transformed into i-sapiens,
a new, underwater i-Babbler gadget will hit the market (and your pockets) very
soon
b)
new
i-Babbler will transmit your eloquently expressed deepest feelings in maximum
12 characters – enough for your “aaa…” and brilliant responses from your
friends “iii…”, “uuu…”
c)
i-Babbler
will be connected to all major antisocial networks all the way up to 40 meters
of depth
d)
and some
renegades are preparing to streamline and minimize already spartan SCUBA gear
and do some pure, good old diving
Probably you somehow
figured out, that I am in a very deep and passionate love – hate relationship
with e- and i-gadgets.
Yes, I do hate
anything that distracts me from real life.
And I would really
love to know how to get rid of all these junk :)
Am I really a hard-core
diving caveman unable to use any sophisticated tool?
No, not really.
I use a spoon to
devour delicious noodle soup, however, I do not carry the spoon with me all the
time as a talisman :)
I use internet to read
emails (sometimes I even send an answer), to publish these posts…
I use electrical light
to read in the evenings.
And for the rest I use
my 5+1 senses :)
From time to time it
is good to get rid of anything you don’t really need in this life.
Gadgets, worries,
wrong relationships, burdens, empty pleasures, stupid expectations, better than
Jones’s syndrome…
Travel light.
From time to time don
your scuba gear, immerse in the blue, and let your soul embrace the universe…
I think you should move your business to the next level and start with special offer for special customer. It should be something like e-diving, closer to contemporary customer. You know, you could be hipster in diving business. Think something in that way. :D
ReplyDeleteCould be, I would be a great hipster leading the e-diving crowd.
DeleteAs Genghis Kan would be a perfect babysitter…:)
Hahaha, like it :)
DeleteBut Ket is clairvoyant, You should offer a kind of deep blue relaxation in e-path for those who are not capable to dive right in this minute!
Dear e-witches,
ReplyDeletee-path? For e-diving?
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